Kafi hain?

Funny sms Urdu Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef me, lafz lafz lafz lafz lafz lafz lafz lafz lafz kafi hain ya or likhon.

Molvi Went To ZARDAR

Once A Molvi Went To ZARDARI And Said, “Makhlooq Ko Mat Tang Kya Karo Warna ALLAH Ka Azaab Aay Ga…” ZARDARI Said, “Bholay Badshao, Main Hi To Azaab Hun…”

Naya Pakistani Tarana

>Musharaf ki zameen shaad baaad >Bijli aai 8 ghantey baaaaaaaaaad >Tu nishaney coruption aalishan >Arz-e-mushrafstan >Shaad baad judge wakeel barbad >Musharaf ki zameen kaa nizaaaam >Aatay, Gas, Bijli ka bohraaaaaaaan >Qom mulk sar khaay chaudhry sab paindabad >Shaukat aziz mulk se faraaaaaar >Parchamey sitar-o-hilal >Khoon mein runga sara saaal >Bhool apna mazi shan-e-haal >Jaan-e-istaqlal >Saaaya-e-bumbaar [...]

MUJE BAS ITNA KEHNA HAI

MUJE BAS ITNA KEHNA HAI.. Kabhi Main Yad Aon to, kabhi Tanhai Ki Ratain Tumhain Zyada Stain To, kabhi Jo Dost Sathi Bhi Jo Tum Se Rooth Jain To,kabhi Kuch Kehna Chaho Or Koi Sun Na Paye To..! Apni Ankhon Ko Band Karna,Mujhay Awaz De Laina, Mere Kandhay Per Sar Rakh Kar,Tum Jitna Chaho Ro [...]

Koi kharid Le Mujhey

Ik bar To Mery Wastay Aisa kray koi K Mujhko ßitha k samny Dekha kray koi Koi kharid Le Mujhey ßik Jaonga Abhi Par shart ye Hy k Piyar se soda kray koi

Jo shaks thoray rizq se raazi ho gaya

“Hadees Sharif” Prophet MOHAMMAD (PBUH) said: Jo shaks thoray rizq se raazi ho gaya, ALLAH us k thoray aamaal se raazi ho jayga.

sardar ne bank luta

Jail Me Sardar se kisi ne Pucha: Tum Se Aisi Kya Galti Hui K Tum Jail Me Ho? Sardar: Main Ne Bank Luta Aur . . . . Paise Wahi Gineny beth gaya(-)

TAVEEZ wala CHAE

Air hostess 2 pathan: What do u want 2 take? Pathan: Hamare liey TAVEEZ wala CHAE lao. Air Hostes:Abey akhrot ki aulad! Woh taveez nahi TEA-BAG hai.!