Kismat nahi mohtaj
Poetry Sms Mere pukhta eraday khud meri “Takder” badlen gy, Meri kismat nhi Mohtaj Hathon ki lakiron ki,
Main hon Gunahgaar
Poetry Sms Kya Bura Hai Jo Mein “Iqraar-e-Muhabbat” Kar Loon. . . Log Waisay Bhi To Kehtey Hain GunahGaar Mujhe..
Very clever
Very clever Some One wrote a letter to Major Rohail Agr tum zaheen ho tu 100 ka balance bhejo Hoshyar ho tu 200 ka blnce bhejo Agr dono ho tu 300 bhejo . . . . Major Rohail sent 600 Rs. And wrote YARA MEI IN SB KA BAAP HU “funny Sms“
Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye
Sorry Sms Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye
Faraz sochta bhi he
Faraz Sms Log kahty he k Faraz sochta bhi he par in jahlo ko kon samjhay Faraz sochta to aj shayer nahi hota
Altaf Bhai
Politics Sms Devils went to Court to Prove that he is The Most, Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth. But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked, Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?
4 eggs
Adult Sms If u hav 2 eggs between ur 2 legs u r a man but if u hav 4 eggs between ur 2 legs don’t think u r a superman someone is F**king u
1 feet lamba
Adult Sms Doctor after post mortem comes home & tells wife: “Aaj jiska post mortem kiya uska p e n i s 1 feet lamba tha” Wife: Hai raam, Ramlal margaya kya…!!
