konse month tak SEX kar saktey hain?

Man to his doctor: yar agar wife pregnant ho jaye to konse month tak SEX kar saktey hain? Doctor: jab tak bacha andar se”CHAK” na marey!

Soongh ke

WIFE: Sunoji, kutto ko kaise pata chalta hai, ki kuttiya ka mann kar raha hai sex karne ka? Husband: Soongh ke. Wife: To tumhe kya zukam hua hai ? Adult Sms

Our Daughter ¡s ¡n Love

English Funny Sms Wife: “I Th¡nk Our Daughter ¡s ¡n Love with Someone” Husband: “How Do U Know?” W¡fe: “B’coz She ¡s Not Ask¡ng For Pocket Money”

Pehli bar ghunghat uthaya

Funny sms Wife: sunye, ap ne pehli bar mera ghunghat uthaya tha,to kya mehsos kya tha. husband:  khuda ki kasam me marjata agar AYAT-UL- KURSI yad na hoti…!

Saas bhi kabhi bahhu thi

Adult Sms Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kuch na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii

waheed muraad vs imran hashmi

Husband: Ji krta hy Tumhri Zulfon men Kho jaon Ankhon Me bus Jaun Tumhari Bahon me Jhool Jaun Wife: Waheed Muraad he Rahoge Ya Kabhi Imran Hashmi B Bano gay.