konse month tak SEX kar saktey hain?
Man to his doctor: yar agar wife pregnant ho jaye to konse month tak SEX kar saktey hain? Doctor: jab tak bacha andar se”CHAK” na marey!
Soongh ke
WIFE: Sunoji, kutto ko kaise pata chalta hai, ki kuttiya ka mann kar raha hai sex karne ka? Husband: Soongh ke. Wife: To tumhe kya zukam hua hai ? Adult Sms
Our Daughter ¡s ¡n Love
English Funny Sms Wife: “I Th¡nk Our Daughter ¡s ¡n Love with Someone” Husband: “How Do U Know?” W¡fe: “B’coz She ¡s Not Ask¡ng For Pocket Money”
Pehli bar ghunghat uthaya
Funny sms Wife: sunye, ap ne pehli bar mera ghunghat uthaya tha,to kya mehsos kya tha. husband: khuda ki kasam me marjata agar AYAT-UL- KURSI yad na hoti…!
Saas bhi kabhi bahhu thi
Adult Sms Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kuch na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii
waheed muraad vs imran hashmi
Husband: Ji krta hy Tumhri Zulfon men Kho jaon Ankhon Me bus Jaun Tumhari Bahon me Jhool Jaun Wife: Waheed Muraad he Rahoge Ya Kabhi Imran Hashmi B Bano gay.



